Two Great quotes

After a pitching machine had struck out five in an intrasquad game Marlins backup catcher Matt Treanor and a victim of the machine said "You can ask me about my off-season and you can ask me about my wife but just don't ask me about my performance today."

When asked what pitches Jesse Crain possessed Concordia shortstop Jake Waldman said "Fastball/slider. That's what he does in my video game."